A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Six million.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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69

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who eats pencils asians

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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