Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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poop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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your a towel.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Women's Rights

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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9/11/2001

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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nine...eleven

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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What is worse than hell?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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