Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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