slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Good.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Men's rights.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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