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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

How do magnets work?

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

So dont touch it

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Woman's rights.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.