Sex. That is all.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Rock mattress.

Knock knock *No one was home*

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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