Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Nice weather we're having.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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