- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

whats really hot the sun

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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