Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

kiss me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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