a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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save water shower with friends

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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