- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

The penn state football administration

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

George Bush does not care about black people.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

I only like NY as a friend.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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