Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Woman's rights

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Chicken

Rock mattress.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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