Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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