What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Women's rights.

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