What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

whats pale and white your ass.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

George W. Bush

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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