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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

guess what what? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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