Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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oh hiya come in

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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