How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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poop

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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