why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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8===========D O:

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

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