- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Looks through the peephole.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Barack Obama

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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