- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Barack Obama

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Looks through the peephole.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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