What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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roses are red, violets are violet

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no u

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Pickles

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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