What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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