What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Your mom

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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who smells? •Liam

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