- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

This is not a good joke.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Rock mattress.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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