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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Chayton

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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8=D

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Anti Joke

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