Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Canada's army

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Rebecca Black.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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