Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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stop it ryan vallee

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Your mother

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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