Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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