Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Left. That one direction...

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Tennesse

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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