Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

women leaving the kitchen

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Osama Bin Laden dies.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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