Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Penis jokes.

Tennesse

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

women leaving the kitchen

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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