What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

dog

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Women's Rights

Obama-Care

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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