What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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