Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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whos gay? you are

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What is worse

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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OGC - tilt your head

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Once upon a time.

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It says so on your cap.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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