Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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