- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky?

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

balls in ya mouf

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Yeah, totally.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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