Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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penis

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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W.N.B.A.

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