Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What should I name my dog?

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Patrick is gay

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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