- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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