Hitler was Jewish.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Compton

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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potato farming

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What is worse than hell?

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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