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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Amputations.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Nathan Gooderson.

Whats9+10 19

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

I cant think of one (._. )

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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