Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Religion

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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This is my joke. funny

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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