Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Flab

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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