A man walks into a bar.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Poopsack Jones

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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