a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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maddie latino

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obama is a good president

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Obama-Care

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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A guy is playing cod

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Anti Joke

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