How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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