Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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