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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Hellen Keller

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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