- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

No

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Wats a joke?

Working hard or hardly working????

Sex. That is all.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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