So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

is mayonnaise an instrument?

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Chayton

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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