- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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