A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Hi Shelby!!

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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That's Racist

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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