What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Lebron Traveled

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Your Mom

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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