- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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