Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Civil Rights.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

nine...eleven

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

asparagus

Women

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Where's my shotgun

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Knock Knock Come in

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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