Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Gadaffi

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George Bush.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Women's rights.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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