Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

a catholic priest and a young boy

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Women's rights...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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