Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why was Timmy sad?

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Women's rights...

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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