Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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ugh good riddance

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Anti Joke

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