I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Women.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Guess what? No.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

don't look behind you

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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