Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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