Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Period Blood

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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