Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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asparagus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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nine...eleven

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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